Wednesday, 23 July 2014

We meet Elena




Me and the old man enjoying the view when we should have been on the plane home...


Just got back from a lovely trip to see Polly and Alex and their beautiful daughter.


Alex will hate this photo, but it is a lot better than his Sylvester Stallone lookalikee...


Or maybe he just saves that look for his mother-in-law?

I had a great time learning how to be a Granny Smith.


And I did my best to teach Elena all about everthing.


They were the kindest of hosts,


they looked pleased to see us, they laughed at our jokes...


and were just wonderful when we came back, having missed our plane.

But how could you leave this little one?



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Sunday, 6 July 2014

Watermelon hat


Watermelon hat
Now is the part where you all email me for the pattern and I break knitterly hearts by explaining that there isn't one, and I email you back and say "you could totally fake it" and then you email me back and say "No, no. I'm not that kind of knitter. I can't fake a hat", and then I email you back and say "It's not diffusing a bomb. Try it." and then you email another note and say "I wouldn't know where to start." and then I email you and say "If you dressed yourself you're smart enough for this" and then I email you the steps below. (I'm trying to time save by just putting it here. Let me know if you really miss the other parts.)



Step one. Measure the head in question. (Lily's head is 33cm - 13 inches.)
Step two. Find some yarn in dark green, light green, white and pink. You can look for black if you want to do the seeds. (I will remind you now that there are seedless watermelons.)
Step three. Knit a swatch. (Don't make that face. Do a tiny one. I did 10 rows of 10 stitches.) Measure your stitches to the inch.
Step four. Multiply the number of stitches to the inch by the number of inches around the victims head. (Use a calculator if you feel woozy when I say multiply.) If you have five stitches to the inch, and the head in question is 15 inches, your math looks like this: 5 X 15= 75. See? Even a maths-phobic like me can do it.)
Step five. Cast on this number if your recipient is a baby (their heads grow fast) or a few less than this number if your recipient is likely to have a stable head size for a while. (Hat's knit the exact size of the head don't stay on real well. You want it a wee bit smaller so that it clings a little.)
Step six. Knit around and around, changing colours in the places that it makes sense to, and carry on until the hat is tall enough. (This is always taller than you think.) Lily's hat is five inches tall. (Don't unroll the roll brim to measure. It's not going to unroll on their head.)
Step seven. Decrease in a manner that makes sense to you. Me? I like the tops of hats to swirl, so I decrease every 8 stitches on the first round, seven on the second, six on the third...and so on until I'm knitting two together around.
Step eight. Cut yarn, thread through remaining stitches and fasten off. Duplicate stitch on the seeds, if it charms you.
Step nine. Put it on the head of the victim recipient and giggle a little. (Double sided tape helps with toddlers.)

Step ten. Stop and think how this could totally work for other hats. Feel clever.


Knitted Doc Martens pattern to follow.


















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Monday, 30 June 2014

The Island





If you want a good read this summer, I recommend The Island by Victoria Hislop.

You don't have to actually visit the island of Spinalonga, just a stones throw from the island of Crete cos I've taken some photos for you.




From 1903 up until 1957, the Cretan Government established a leper colony on Spinalonga. There was no known cure and since the sufferers had nothing more to lose (no bad taste jokes please) some became guinea pigs and tried out various injections, administered by doctors and ultimately a cure was found.




In the meantime, the people of Spinalonga lived as good a life as was possible. The mosque was converted into a hospital and the old buildings constructed between 1881 and 1930 offered homes for the sick. The colony grew crops, had markets, schools and all cared for each other.




Plaka was the nearest village on the mainland and so close...




Spinalonga from the mainland.




On a happier note, if you have to suffer some horrible illness, I can't think of a more spectacular place to be.





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Sunday, 15 June 2014

Silly knit



Having become a Grand Mother, I have started doing what all Grand Mothers do, knitting. But I only knit for people of discerning taste and Elena who can't say "enough already" yet.

So she has an aubergine hat

A Bean hat


A watermelon hat


And loads


And loads


And loads


And loads


And loads of toys



And you know when they like them...






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Friday, 13 June 2014

friggatriskaidekaphobic?




Friday 13th coincides with a full moon – and it could be more dangerous than you think.

If you're a selenophobic or a friggatriskaidekaphobic it might just be best to stay in bed.

For the first time in over a decade two of the great Western superstitions will combine bringing potentially a double dose of dire luck.

Not only is it Friday 13th, but it is also a Full Moon. The last time this event occurred was in Oct. 13, 2000.

Throw into the mix factors such as late licencing for the World Cup and soaring temperatures, and the more nervous among readers may just choose to stay under the covers and avoid the potential carnage.

But why is Friday the 13th considered unlucky, and what's the truth behind the superstition? And what of the Full Moon? Why do we fear it so much and does it really affect our behaviour?

Origins of the myth...
The origins of the idea that Friday the 13th is unlucky are unclear.
Some have suggested that it relates to the fact that the number twelve is considered the number of chronological completeness: the twelve Apostles of Jesus, twelve months in a year, twelve hours of the clock day etc. Thirteen is therefore considered irregular and incomplete.

Oddly Fridays on their own are considered unlucky. The fact that Christians commemorate the crucifixion of Jesus on the Friday before Easter adds to the idea that Fridays are unlucky days. In other biblical origins Eve is believed to have tempted Adam with the forbidden fruit on this day.

Traditionally it was also the day that prisoners were hanged in Britain before the abolition of the death penalty.

So, what of the full moon?
Some theories suggest that the moon influences our behaviour in the same way in which it affects the tide. It exerts influence on the water in our bodies through gravitational pull.

Others have suggested that it's the light of the moon that has influence. One study found an alarming increase in the number of animal bites on a full moon.

And even worse in Brighton
So prevalent is the idea that the moon makes people behave in a bizarre way (hence the term lunacy) that in 2007 extra police were called in to patrol the streets of Brighton when the moon is full.

Research by Sussex police concluded there was a rise in the number of violent offences that take place when the moon is full.
Police compared crime statistics for Brighton and Hove with lunar graphs to discover the trend.

Police officers or staff in hospital emergency departments insist there are more accidents, violent incidents and psychiatric admissions on a full moon.

Given that today, Friday the 13th falls on a full moon, also during the World Cup, and with extended opening hours (both of which are likely to affect the numbers of arrests and accidents), correlations between the date and the lunar activity and unfortunate events are unlikely to be put to bed soon.


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Wednesday, 11 June 2014

Born on the fourth of Ju...ne


Elena Cristina Lavarello

Born 04.06.'14.

2.54kgs, Cadiz Hospital
'Not sure I like it out here.'
'You my mum? Corrrrrr...'
'Just grabbing forty winks'
Proud Mum and Dad
aaaahhh
And a very proud Granny
and hot off the press, 11.06.'14 the sleeping Elena






















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Sunday, 8 June 2014

Knitted knockers




Only in America...

http://theknittingexperience.com/knitted_knockers_program/


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Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Great Granny's garden
















And her Great Granddaughter,


Elena Lavarello, born 04.06.2014
Phew!

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Monday, 2 June 2014

Knitted dogs?


What do you buy the woman (my mother in law) who has everything she wants, for her 91st birthday,?

Absolutely nothing. You make her something you know she will love.

A knitted Staffordshire Bull Terrier.

I had to ring Battersea Dogs home to find out where my staffie knitting pattern was. They have a great campaign called 'softerthanyouthink' which encourages people who know nothing about staffies to give them another chance.

Anyone who knows Bull terriers cannot really understand why anyone likes any other dogs. Find out more: softerthanyouthink@battersea.org.uk

I have another order from 'she who also must be obeyed' as she is currently in labour and what the pregnant daughter wants is:


How can I deny her? She tells me it has been requested by Bean... Womb service.

Good thing she has inherited my marvellous sense of humour...

That was another joke by the way.

I have been getting my exercise by watching Murray v Verdasco in the French Open and everyone is complaining about the players wearing exactly the same and they can't tell the difference.

Well, one of them is Spanish and drop dead gorgeous and the other one's Andy Murray.





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Friday, 30 May 2014

Mt. Athos Diet




Too good to be true? This diet combines all my favourite things; Mediterranean fruit and vegetables, wine, Greek men and olive oil. But you can't say a word...

The Secrets of the Healthy Monks of Mt. Athos - A Mostly Plant-Based Diet, Strict Limits on Olive Oil, Dairy, & Wine - Hard Physical Labour - and Meditative Prayer

"Since 1994, the monks of Mt. Athos have been regularly tested, and only 11 (the community numbers 2000) have developed prostate cancer, a rate less than one quarter of the international average.

In one study, their rate of lung and bladder cancer was found to be zero.

And when they get sick, there's an in-monastery doctor, Father Ermolos, who is not very busy, because the monks are in excellent shape: there's remarkably little cancer, virtually no heart disease or Alzheimer's.

They must be doing something right, in addition to drinking wine at nine in the morning."

-Excerpted from 60 Minutes, "Mt Athos: A Visit to the Holy Mountain," aired on April 24, 2011, and "A Foolproof Anti-Cancer Diet, with Just One or Two Drawbacks,"

Sure the story of these Orthodox Christian monks--who number around 2000, and have been living on a remote peninsula in Northern Greece, high above the Aegean Sea for over 1000 years--is fascinating. But, I was curious about what was keeping them so healthy.

Monks apply from all over the world for the opportunity to live an ascetic, mostly silent, prayerful life at one of the 20 monasteries on Mt. Athos. They get far more applicants than they can handle & they say it's harder to earn a spot for this lifetime silent-ascetic-spiritual commitment, than it is to get into Harvard!

But, back to the health story on Mount Athos. Hardly any cancer? Or heart disease? Or Alzheimer's? I wanted to know more!
Bottom line, their diet & lifestyle is a cross between:

Calorie restriction
The authentic post-World War II Mediterranean diet of Crete--lots of physical labour coupled with lots of fruits, vegetables, legumes, and just a little bit of olive oil, wine, & fish.

When researchers went back to Crete to look at the health of the islanders--the group with the highest olive oil (MUFA) consumption had the highest heart disease, and those with the lowest olive oil intake had the the lowest heart disease.

The data on which the Mediterranean Diet is based came from the 1950's. At that time the people on the Isle of Crete had the lowest all cause mortality. It was post-WWII, they were poor, didn't have a lot to eat, ate mostly fresh fruits & veggies from their gardens, walked 9 miles a day, worked at hard physical labour and the highest consumption of oil was 3 TBS a day--and small amounts of fish. Big difference from how we live now. Limit your breakfasts & lunches to a short list of options. Too much variety amps up the appetite! Keep dinners simple--don't tempt yourself with too many courses and different flavours-- it's impossible to resist. No one can resist a sweet dessert after a savory dinner.

Dr. Herbert Benson's research on how meditation or daily prayer has positive effects on over 2000 genes that control aging, inflammation, stress, & metabolism. Gene changes can be seen within 8 weeks of starting a meditation practice--but long-time practitioners accrue the most impressive gains!

A Urologist Speculates about the Low Rate of Prostate Cancer in the Mt. Athos Monks.

Dr. Haris Aidonopoulos, a urologist at the University of Thessaloniki, thinks it's because the monks avoid olive oil, dairy products, and wine at least three days of the week.

"What seems to be the key, is a diet that alternates between olive oil and nonolive oil days, and plenty of plant proteins.

It's not only what we call the Mediterranean diet, but also eating the old-fashioned way. Small simple meals at regular intervals are very important."

Their meals are regular, ascetic, and repetitive. I'm betting that Dr. David Katz of Yale, would say that's one of the secrets of their health success.

What's on the Monks' Menu Today?

I'm also guessing that Dr. T. Colin Campbell wouldn't complain about the small amounts of occasional fish that the monks eat on holidays & feast days. According to Campbell, eating too much animal protein--over 5% of daily calories--turns on cancer cells. In multiple lab experiments, Campbell was able to replicate how cancer cells switch off when animal protein drops below 5% of total calories. Is the monks' low animal protein intake also part of their secret to "no-cancer success"?

What's in the Monks' Pantry?

Vegetables
Fruit
Pasta
Rice
Soy dishes
Bread
Olives
Red wine from local mountain grapes

Dairy products are very rare--female animals (dairy cows) are banned from the monasteries
Fish are a culinary luxury--eaten only on Holidays & Feast Days. Meat is never eaten.

According to Father Moses of the Koutloumousi monastery:

"We never eat meat. We produce most of the vegetables and fruit we consume. And we never forget that all year round, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, we don't use olive oil on our food."

It's not just olive oil that the monks steer clear of on Monday, Wednesdays, & Fridays. They also avoid dairy and wine on those days. Turns out, this routine is more about stretching out their food supply, than for religious reasons. But, again, it's likely part of the secret of their good health.
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday:

No olive oil, wine, or dairy is eaten
Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday:

Breakfast is hard bread & tea
Lunch is pasta or rice, vegetables & olive oil

Dinner is lentils, fruit, salad, olive oil, and red wine

Feast Days & Holidays:
Fish or seafood

Fast Days--103 days a year (based on my calculations--there could be more) Strict vegan diet

Meals are eaten quickly--in about 10 minutes--& in silence, while Bible passages are read. As soon as the passages are completed, the meal is over.

And Then There are the Fasts--The Calorie Restriction Factor

The Orthodox Church requires the monks to stick to three rigorous fasting periods--which requires them to adhere to a strict vegan diet for weeks at a time. 40 days at Christmas, 48 days at Lent, and 15 days for the Assumption.

"This limiting consumption of calories has been found to lengthen life. Meat has been associated with intestinal cancer, while fruit and vegetables help ward of prostate cancer."

The Exercise Factor

The Mt. Athos monks don't need a gym for their work-outs. The 60 Minutes crew found that when they weren't praying, they were constantly busy--tending to their gardens and olive groves, clearing the trails on the steep mountainous footpaths, and providing their own electricity & hot water. Anything that needs to be done--they're the one's doing the work!

The climbs up the mountainous paths exhausted the 60 Minutes crew--while it was a piece of cake for the fit Mt. Athos monks.

The Meditation Factor

If the research on repetitive prayer or meditation is to be believed--that it has a positive effect on the genes that regulate stress, aging, and longevity--as well as increasing the supply of artery-saving nitric oxide--reducing the stress hormone cortisol--and reducing damage from oxidative stress--then, no wonder the Mt. Athos monks are practically disease-free!

These monks pray all day long! 365 days a year they are in an eight-hour conversation with God--meditative repetitive prayer. On Mt. Athos daily religious services last eight hours.

While attending services, the 60 Minutes crew described the monks as, "Utterly transformed, with a concentration so profound, they were immune from distraction. There were occasional flashes of ecstasy." I'd say that's meditation at its best!

But, It's Never Just One Thing!

Whether on remote Mt. Athos, or in the middle of New York City--the prescription for good health is the same.

Dr. T. Colin Campbell says it best:
"There is not one single mechanism in a plant-based diet that is responsible for its health promoting effects. It's not about individual nutrients. It's the 100,000 chemicals from plant foods that work together synergistically that bring about good health.

Good nutrition supported by exercise, water, and sunshine is greater than the sum of its parts. It's a biological symphony."

I also forgot to mention one last thing about Mt. Athos:
"The lack of air pollution is likely to also play a factor."