Christmas fairies trimmed the tree

Let's see who is through the round window. Aren't they lovely? They flew in, watched Strictly, danced a bit, drank some cava, trimmed the tree and now they have flown away (one to Jamaica and one to Cornwall).

Now I have too many horrible things going on to mention, especially during the season of goodwill to all men and titless women. My glad tidings do still involve some swear words so I'll just mumble them until the New Year, then I'll give you all the gory details...