How can it get any better?

The sun, sea and swimming have improved my mobility and increased my stamina. But I'm not going back to England unless it has stopped raining. And what's the chance of that?

Jobs for the dob

1. Poet
Start by visiting Homers birthplace on friday, then contact 'Poetry Please' editor. Then practise a lot.

2. Writer
Write about Zelda, the early years. Zelda, the middle years & Zelda, the time of your life years. Three volumes, website? book design? Kindle? film rights? Clothes line? and free pegs.

3. Artist
Life drawing, start classes at the art college? Then sell them?

4. Garden consultant
supply: plans, plant list, colour list, seasons list, contractors, garden supplies,
only for rich.

5. Garden web planner
design gardens online. Do an online course.
only for rich.
(Do garden design course first).

6. Problem solver
only for super rich.

7. Graphic designer
does anyone think they need them anymore?

8. Goatherd 
with speciality in cave interiors (including bells).

9. Garden party
Guides around the Med.
Dis-organised tours, trying to remember the names of plants and making up the Latin could be fun.



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