Thursday 18 August 2011

...summer, 2011


just cos I know this is the silly season and you probably won't believe this, but I thought I had better update you on the latest events in the tit world.

The MRI scan detected two cancerous growths too far apart for a lumpectomy so I am having a mastectomy. The left breast is coming off on 05th September in Haywards Heath Hospital, oh and as a favour they've asked if I would mind being irradiated during the operation. I said well why not? Might give me that youthful glow. (I will find out why tomorrow). James thinks I should have them both off. Please vote now:

A one tit or B two tits.

I hope it will make you have a mammogram incase you haven't already. Pass it on to anyone who thinks it will never happen to them.