January pales

If it ever stops raining, there is an exhibition at Somerset House which might be worth a look. www.andy gotts.com

My chum Susie Ray was on Countryfile this evening, and again I was very proud of her. Very good on camera, makes amazing Cornish pasties, what's not to like?


And incase you had thought 'oh dear, she's not mentioned the pregnancy"... That's because I have been too busy knitting:


Ohh, and without his shorts on.

And also, the bean is now the size of a testicle tree?






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The dude abides

Aahh c'com, it's got to be a boy.

Look at the way he's got his feet up and his arms behind his head, just needs a sofa and a plasma screen to watch the football. You've got room in there eh Poll?

Yup, read this quickly, cos I ain't repeating it, I am going to be a granny. The old man is going to be the best grandad, he loves reading stories so that's his job. Harry 'the yuncle', says he's going to give the bean their first chocolate milkshake, first fag and they will get drunk together on a regular basis.

The best Christmas present ever, Polly and Alex's news is fantastic. We are all so happy and want to let them be reassured, we won't give advice unless asked. We'll be there only when they want us and our baby sitting rates are not that bad.


And not that I am over excited but currently bean is the size of an

The party's over

Only three more months of wind, rain and flying pebbles.

Why do boilers always break down during the Christmas holidays? We've had a continuous flow of boiler fixers who have changed the fan (?) and the heating still hasn't worked and then the boiler fixer came back with a new plate (?) and the hot water and heating now don't work and boiler non-fixer man said "I'll be honest with you, I don't know what's wrong with it" so now along with two call out charges, we are cold, dirty and just a bit fed up.






I warmed myself up by taking down all the Christmas decorations throughout the house. So add 'empty' and 'too quiet' to my 'cold' and 'dirty' list.


2014 is not going to continue in this grumpy way, I promise.


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