Tuesday 31 July 2012

sage advice



Oh this sounds a cure; take Tamoxifen, Tamoxifen brings on the menopause, Tamoxifen makes you gain up to 40lbs, Tamoxifen makes you feel like jumping off Beachy Head...

Tired of the short gray hair and enormous weight gain, even though I am trying to swim as often as I can. Then I read something Jennifer Saunders said when she had to take tamoxifen, apparently no one tells you about the side effects, otherwise no one would take it for five years.




I'm carrying on being a guinea pig and am taking sage to try and ward off the hot sweats. I'll let you know if it helps.

But feeling somewhat tested by all those fit olympians.

McGoogle offered this bit of Tamoxifen induced dietary advice; (a few weird products and I've no idea what they are, but what harm can 'pam' do?).
Yanky Google Dandy Diet
Water - 8 - 10 glasses of water
Warm water and quarter lemon squeezed in water
I have one glass a day of V8, low sodium tomato juice. I add 1 oz of aloe (supplement)
I use unsweetened almond milk in my coffee and cereal - 40 calories per cup
Breakfast
1 package of unsweetened oatmeal (Trader Joe's) with 1 cup of fruit (strawberries or blue or blackberries), 1/2 package of stevia (natural sugar sweetener) and cinnamon
I use 1 tablespoon of chia seeds on my cereal.
OR
3 egg whites. I spray the pan with pam. Sometimes I add peppers and onions and some Rao sauce on top
Can have 2 slices of turkey bacon
OR
3 egg whites in a coffee cup sprayed with pam. Put in microwave for 2 to 3 minutes. Cover first with plate. Sometimes I saute some vegetable in pam to put over the eggs and add some tomato sauce. It comes out like an egg mcmuffin.
OR
Barbara's cereal (original or with cinnamon). I buy it in Trader Joe's and some super markets or any cereal that has 5 g or less of sugar and 5 g or more fiber
Snack
1 piece of fruit (apple or orange or other fruit) plus one package of 100 calorie Emerald almonds or 25 pistachio nuts
OR
2 teaspoons of peanut butter mixed with 1 cup of plain non fat yogurt
OR
Baked apple with cinnamon and 1 tablespoon chopped nuts
Lunch
Veggie burger - I mix my own sauce of gray poupon mustard, horseradish sauce to taste and a few drops of hot red pepper sauce. This pretty much has no calories.
I make a salad with it. The dressing I use (from my nutritionist) are equal amounts of rice vinegar, balsamic vinegar and water. Has hardly no calories and it is pretty good.
Sometimes for lunch I have a salad with above dressing and chic peas (which is my protein).
I buy a lot of barbecued chickens and just add it to a salad or mix it with mustard and some grapes. At times, I have added some fat free mayonnaise and pepper. I hardly ever add salt.
Shrimp - either fresh or steamed
You can have salmon or fillet fish. I only eat shrimp.
Snack
Glenny's soy chips
popcorn with parmesean cheese
fruit
almonds
smoothie
any of the above snacks
Dinner
any protein, chicken, fish, chic peas. I use lunch and dinner interchangeable.
vegetables - spaghetti squash, artichokes, asparagus, broccoli, brussel sprouts, carrots, cauliflower, celery, cucumber, green beans, lettuce, mushrooms, okra, onion, peppers, radishes, spinach, sugar snap peas, tomatoes, zucchini
Have a snack after dinner. It is about 1200 to 1500 calories per day.
No white potatoes.
Hope this stops you jumping.

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Sunday 29 July 2012

Friday 27 July 2012

Scratch'n'sniff blog




The whole of Brighton is being barbequed this evening and the smell is immense!

Thursday 26 July 2012

Olympic nightmare

Olympic Mascots Wenlock Policeman Figurine available from Amazon, but read the reviews first. And I still hate the bloody logo.



Most Helpful Customer Reviews
By Kyle Logan
I bought this toy last week and although it arrived quickly and it seems to be well made, I have some concerns. Every fifteen minute since I've opened it out of the packaging, it will shout phrases such as 'I AM THE EYE OF PROVIDENCE', 'PAX ROMANA' and 'THE SECRET IS WITHIN THE GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA'.
I cannot find the source of the sound on the toy (speaker, etc) and I cannot find a battery compartment either. It's beginning to worry me very much as my dog will do nothing apart from stare at it incessantly for hours on end until he collapses from exhaustion. When he wakes up, he will continue to stare again. He is unresponsive to anything and he is becoming extremely emaciated.


Tears before bedtime
By Mike Richards
Well that's gone and ruined the evening - five minutes after excitedly opening the official totalitarian toy of the 2012 Olympics and turning my back, the children are in tears and He-Man has sustained a fatal fall down the stairs.
Apparently he looked at Wenlock 'something funny'. Whilst showering.
We've tried to recover the footage from Wenlock's built in security camera, but he claims to have lost the tape.
BTW. Just heard that my Group 4 Security action figures aren't going to arrive in time for the opening ceremony!


Panopticon in my Pocket
By M. Bowman
Also known as "My Little Drony", this plastic Beelzebub all-knowingly looks into my very thoughts like the Eye of Sauron in a hat. The five Olympic rings were forged in the fires of Mordor, and I know that Wenlock wants them, to gain supreme power over the human race, on behalf of Adidas, BP, Dow Chemical, McDonalds, and all the other hoardes of Satan, I mean, sustainability partners. I know that Wenlock can hear me typing - he can scent that I've used the word Olympics in a non-corporate approved manner, diluting his unholy brand image. I fear I haven't got much time... He is at the window... I... OH GOD... PLEASE... NO!




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Brighton has dolphins too


Since last we met, I have been swimming seven times. Three times were with the Brighton Dolphins and you could be fooled into thinking we are synchronised swimmers, but not quite yet.

We are in fact the disabled dolphins and I challenge you to meet a better bunch of people. There's a swimming physiotherapist who gives us exercises to do and we have an enormous pool just for us. The whole organisation was set up and is run by the disabled, extremely well. Cameron take note.

I only think the current name is rubbish, so I'm working on another one. 'Stick out'? 'stick with it'? 'stick with me kid'?   ...All too sticky?

Maybe "Dolphins" is easier to remember, but there sure are a load of disabled animals in Sussex:
wasps, tigers, dolphins, marlin, sonic hedgehogs and not forgetting the seagulls (impossible to forget currently).

Sussex Wasps Sports Club
Sports and social club for people with disabilities. For further details contact (01273) 701235 or archerphil@ntlworld.com
Sussex Sonics
Basketball for people with disabilities. For further details contact (01273) 307505 or 07767 754630.
Brighton TigersWheelchair Basketball training sessions. For further details contact (01273) 858548 or 07727 231730 or email stevhen@altct.fsbusiness.co.uk
Dolphins Disabled Swimming ClubSwimming for people with physical disabilities or medical conditions. For further details contact (01273) 479366 or ring (01273) 307647.
Marlin Disabled Swimming Club
Swimming for people with disabilities. For further details contact (01273) 416600.
Brighton & Hove Albion Deaf FCFor further details please contact Roanna, 19a Stanford Avenue, Brighton, BN1 6GA
Seagulls Specials
Football club for people with learning Difficulties aged between 5 - 21. For further details contact (01273) 648171 or 07919 051848

sorry to go on about cycling but Paul Smith does too...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/audioslideshow/2012/jul/18/cycling-fashion-paul-smith

Sunday 22 July 2012

Tour finale



Will the olympics be as exciting as this? The missile was launched and Wiggo won too! Paul Weller would have sung the national anthem better.

And the donkeys were the most stylish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMWxMR7Tk-0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Wednesday 18 July 2012

Go Wiggo!


OK, I'm fed up with feeling soggy and watching exhausted runners pretend to be happy whilst carrying a giant golden firelighter through drenched Brighton and wet Lewes.

So, I'm cheering on our golden boy Bradley in the Tour de France. Beautiful scenery (oh, those Lycra botties) fantastic energy, brilliant sunshine and who wouldn't want to be 'King of the Mountains'?











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Saturday 14 July 2012

watching the hair grow



During chemotherapy all my hair fell out. To cheer myself up I filmed it growing back. This is from December 2011 to June 2012. Check out all the knittygritty scarves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCRo0-rnVc

Friday 13 July 2012

The great un-tattooed




I know where the over fifties hang out, literally...

The swimming pool, it was full of men of a certain age who wanted to chat, and they say women gossip? So I had to keep swimming and now I'm home and safe, I can collapse, exhausted.


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Wednesday 11 July 2012

50 shades of grey in pictures



My chemo curled hair is following the trend.


What else did you think I meant?








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Thursday 5 July 2012

Brighton swimmers

http://www.photohistory-sussex.co.uk/TopHatBTNSwimClub1860s.jpg




Its not as warm or clear as in Greece but swimming in Brighton definately helps. Download a free three day swim/gym pass for LA Fitness.
www.lafitness.co.uk
You just need some ID and a padlock... Oooh matron.
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