Pew bows?

As for pew bows, they sound ruder than they are. After an enormous amount of R & D, dummy mock ups, masses of swearing, disasters and more swearing, we have the answer.

They won't be like this. Far too easy.

Our pew bows have to have no bows, but fresh flowers, smell gorgeous, look amazing and be easy and cheap to produce. Oh and feature some of my mums lace, a Spanish fan and flowers from granny's garden.

I now know how Tim Berners-Lee felt.  

The answer involves pipe clips, hack saws, freezer bags and a whole heap of good luck.

Finally, I have an inexpensive solution to an expensive problem. The industrial designer was Carol, who is very handy with a hack saw. But the freezer bag idea was mine, a-a-all mine... Carol is moving on to bigger things like this:

But I'm busy producing the pew bows, I might have to have another sit down.

This could be due to the over use of Vodka;

The secret to keeping cut flowers looking good as long as possible is to minimize the growth of bacteria in the water and to provide nourishment to replace what the flower would have got had it not been cut. Add a few drops of vodka (or any clear spirit) to the water for antibacterial action along with 1 teaspoon sugar. Change the water every other day, refreshing the vodka and sugar each time.

Then sleep it off in a pew.

As for pew bows, they sound ruder than they are. After an enormous amount of R & D, dummy mock ups, masses of swearing, disasters and more swearing we have the answer. It won't be this one, far too easy,

Our pew bows have to have no bows, but fresh flowers, smell gorgeous, look amazing and be easy and cheap to produce. Oh and feature some of my mums lace, a Spanish fan and flowers from granny's garden.

I now know how Tim Berners-Lee felt.
The answer involves pipe clips, hack saws, freezer bags and a whole heap of good luck.

Finally, I have an inexpensive solution to an expensive problem. The industrial designer was Carol, who is very handy with a hack saw. But the freezer bag idea was mine, a-a-all mine... Carol is moving on to bigger things like this:

But I'm busy producing the pew bows, I might have to have another sit down.

This could be due to the over use of Vodka;

The secret to keeping cut flowers looking good as long as possible is to minimize the growth of bacteria in the water and to provide nourishment to replace what the flower would have got had it not been cut. Add a few drops of vodka (or any clear spirit) to the water for antibacterial action along with 1 teaspoon sugar. Change the water every other day, refreshing the vodka and sugar each time.

Then sleep it off in a pew.

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