Friday 30 March 2012

The bust is springing out all over

The very nice nurse at Macmillan fitted me with a prosthesis with 'detachable' nipple. What an occasion! We all huffed and we puffed with various Dolly Parton effects until finally I've got a matching pair.



Tiny problem later when I forgot I was wearing it and it dropped out, only to be saved by my son who gingerly passed it back to me with words never to be forgotten: '"mother, here's your breast". At 14, he says I have ruined him for life...

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