Getting wiggy with it

My friend Humphrey has the same problem, but he's a black labrador. We are both moulting profusely. Me and the wig went out for tea today, it was terrifying (and painful). TIP ONE: Think of all the stars who wear wigs, I would list them but then I'd be sued. Just imagine it's a hat if you feel self conscious. TIP TWO: let all the hair fall out before putting the wig on. With both, the wig felt dreadful and every time I adjusted it, it felt like the whole world pulling my hair (what's left of it) all at once.  Please don't be as silly as me.

Fortunately, I was with my old mate Neil and we sniggered through the whole daft thing and enjoyed some healthy juices and a delicious unhealthy tea with clotted cream and cakes.