I was taken on a surprise trip to the beach yesterday. Although it's not far away, I had never been there before. Past Celeb city and their PRIVATE beach, Fat Boy Slim and Zoe have lived there longest, Sir Paul McCartney was there when his ex was'nt his ex for a while. Now Adele's moved in, so borrowing a cup of sugar must be interesting.
Anyway, keep going over the bollards and hold your nose when you see the cormorants eating questionable stuff and you can smell something sulphurous. And if you are, as I was, with a friendly German then you can practice your 40 year old 'O' level "Gott im Himmel, was für ein schrecklicher Geruch!" Then you come to a car park and lots of beach and wooden groins...
And you are back in time. So what to do? Buy a Mivvi of course and cover yourself with suntan lotion and sunbathe until you are lightly cooked on one side only then spend the rest of the afternoon under an umbrella gossiping.
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